The WORST. SHOWER. EVER.

November 14, 2008

In a recent discussion with the lovely Ms. Tanya Aydelott, I agreed that I would keep profanity out of my blog because I am an agent of admissions, not a vulgar deterrent of applicants.

So let me apologize to Ms. Aydelott and everyone else in advance for this entry.

BUT WHAT THE EFF. WHAT THE HELL WILLETS?? I was up till FIVE G– D— AM STUDYING (sure, I took a five hour nap today that prevented studying during that period,  but still) and ALL I wanted was an EFFING SHOWER before I crawled into bed at 5:30. And what do I get from you, Willets? WHAT DO I EFFING GET FROM YOU?! I GET ICE COLD G– D— WATER!!! ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?! I just showered in SARAH PALIN’S BACKYARD FOR GOD’S SAKE!

I am so livid.

SO LIVID.

Moral of the story…if the water doesn’t heat up after thirty seconds, get the hell out of there.

Again…my apologies to everyone. But there was no non-profane way to do this deed.

ANGRILY, COLDLY yours,
The (G– D— COLD) Transfer Student

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